Monday, 28 May 2012

What ails my country today!!

One word to describe it, hold your breath..exhale it now. ||Secularism||. We are not a secular country, are we ?

I want to change my sir name to Xyz Secular. No Sing, Sharma, Gupta. In case you think I am not secular... no Hussain, Haider, Paul and so on.

I tell you I would be popular in no time. I would be loved or hated ferociously by whom you know very well.  Media may do a Jindgi Live on me. I may be approached for being present in election rallies in 2014. Left leaders or Congress leaders may project me as true patriot and offer me a ticket in next UP assembly election.
Mamata may send her emissaries to make me an ambassador of Bengal for representing Bengal Government within my apartment.

ManiShankar may call me an almost intelligent person who is so unlike 'uncouth' in BJP. US may grant me visa without me asking for one.

Barakha may invite me in 'we the people' and laugh and nod when I speak a sentence and then quickly snatch the mike saying you made your point.

Coming to the point... why we need secularism? I thought a lot but could not find answer. Then I thought what might go wrong if we do not have secularism. That is when I realized the necessity.

How would congress allies justifies aligning with congress for sharing power on center without hallowed idea of  secularism. Damn, me retard..how could I not think of it before.
Where would left liberals find excuse to justify Naxalism had it not been Secularism due to which incapable people kept getting elected for last 60 years and consequently development of tribal area was never done?
Without secularism, there would not have been strong Hindutva parivar . Then, what could congress, left, SP etc mock fight against to garner votes ?

Coming to the lessor known point.....

How could MSM journalists survive without secularism..I mean, how else they can be loyal to certain powerful people and earn flats, lands, thick envelops, RajyaShabha seat or become head of committee on Kashmir and countless other type of favors tangible/intangible. Even PadmShree which ironically means 'Lotus wealth'.